I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Oh I totally will, tonight with my husband, in the privacy of our home.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
You’re just saying that because I got naked and cut off all my hair
you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
you’re awesome, thank you!!
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
you bet, thank you for following me!
you too, hot stuff!
So Erik is out of town and I wasn’t sure when he was going to look at my tumblr, and I wasn’t sure what his reaction would be about last night’s kerfuffle.
His text this morning: "I liked your nekkid posts"
I love him so much.