“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Everyone stay calm, the unattended candles and all that food has been taken care of
brokenbowstrings replied to your post “my new indicator on level of drunkeness: how many times I will press…”
What about 11 “What’s New Pussy Cat“‘s with an “It’s Not Unusual” thrown in?
Call Uncle Phil
I’ll show you a Wiggle
ONE TWO THREE ONE TWO THREE THREE
Me: Someone on Tumblr called me a ‘rockstar’ today.
Friend: Do they know you’re a 36-year-old mom?
Me: I can’t be both?
Five “I Wanna Dance With Somebody’s” is me sober.
my new indicator on level of drunkeness: how many times I will press “repeat” on a song
I am 7 “chandeliers” drunk
If I ever get 10 “sweet home alabamas” drunk, call 911
peetastrophe replied to your post “my new indicator on level of drunkeness: how many times I will press…”
Finally someone who loves this song as much as I do!
When I perform this in my car I’m like Beyonce meets Meryl Streep, I am acting the SHIT out of it
In other words, I am never more delusional than when I hear this song in my car